Friday, December 12, 2008

♪ I got my letter ♪ I got my letter ♪ tra la la la

Dear Melissa,


Your recent mammography examination shows an area that we believe is benign (not cancer). However, a follow up mammogram is recommended in 6 months.


√ Left Breast

√ Right Breast


Please call blah blah blah to schedule an appointment for these tests if you have not already done so. A new script is needed for your appointment.


...and more blah blah blah


I don't know why I'm singing really, it's not like totally great news...but it's not really bad news, so there's that.


So now I know I have cleavage for another 6 months - YIPPEE!



I thought that a little Christmas reindeer cleavage would be a nice suprise for my male readers.

5 comments:

  1. Thank goodness Melissa.

    Now you can really enjoy your Christmas..
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  2. I can't reply to your comment - it is just noreply@blogger.com. So email me at sugarmag at live.com
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  3. Ooooooo, what a nice surprise too! ;)
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  4. I am SO happy to hear the great news! As someone who has A-cup boobs, that picture depresses me. I don't have cleavage.
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