Your recent mammography examination shows an area that we believe is benign (not cancer). However, a follow up mammogram is recommended in 6 months.
√ Left Breast
√ Right Breast
Please call blah blah blah to schedule an appointment for these tests if you have not already done so. A new script is needed for your appointment.
...and more blah blah blah
I don't know why I'm singing really, it's not like totally great news...but it's not really bad news, so there's that.
So now I know I have cleavage for another 6 months - YIPPEE!

I thought that a little Christmas reindeer cleavage would be a nice suprise for my male readers.
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