No more yankee my wankie. The Donger need food.

It's been 2 1/2 days.

I am now hungry again.

I've been without the desire to eat anything for 2 and 1/2 days. The stomach virus I had was WICKED! AND HOW!

It seriously took me out of commission for 2 days.

Suddenly about 30 minutes ago, I regained my appetite. I was sorta hoping this lack of any desire for nourishment would last until after Christmas -wouldn't that be lovely. Seriously, the smell of food made me quiver, like the days of morning sickness - oh those were the days, when everything food related was evil, vile stuff. Yeah, I think I lost 10lbs in two weeks.

Oh well, I feel like a normal human being with a serious migraine headache...probably suffering from dehydration and caffeine withdrawal...so tomorrow it's back to the normal diet of caffeine, breakfast, lunch and dinner.

The stomach virus is a great diet but it doesn't last enough.

Okay, you all know I'm kidding right? There was evil wretched stuff happening to my body. I was thrown into the pits of hell and spit back out for someones amusement. It was not fun. Not at all.

I'm seriously glad I have an appetite again.