
"Designed by artist Francesca Lanzavecchia, NightMates are "soft anthropomorphic pillows and warming lamps" that are supposed to keep you company (and comfy) at night. They come in different sizes, depending on how much anthropomorphic love you need, but you might wanna stick with the smaller ones that are more like Glo-Worms—the full sized ones are more than a little creepy, like something that slithered off the cover of one of my roommate's NSFW manga collection to do wrong things to you while you sleep." - says matt buchanan at http://www.gizmodo.com
I can't say as I disagree with Matt. Not at all. That pillow seriously looks like something out of a horror movie, and it's suppossed to satisfy the innate need for companionship? The lighted areas are heat lamps...that glow. The artist defines it as anthropomorphic, resembling a human form. WHAT human is shaped liked a deformed monster worm?
I found a number of reviews of this pillow, but I couldn't actually find any website that sold this item.
Chalk this up for something we should all be thankful for.
Maybe you prefer the 'Blood Puddle Pillow'
or the 'Road Kill Carpet'
Links for NightMates Pillow:
http://gizmodo.com/5046028/lightmate-pillow-looks-like-glowing-hentai-splooge-monster-that-molests-you-to-sleep
http://bedzine.com/blog/pillows-and-cushions/lightmate-body-pillow
http://conceptrends.com/2008/09/18/ultimate-body-pillow
http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/heated-body-pillows-lightmate-to-replace-life-mates
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